How exactly would you explain this one to your kids?
“Sorry kids, Santa bet away his workshop so now he’s doing the round at the pubs to try and win it back. Always bet in black.”
Never mind the fact there’s two of them…and neither is a jolly fat man with a big white beard. Pretty sure one of them has a goatee.
Milky is your ‘real’, adorable, snow white bunny. He moves his eyes, nose, ears and feet, and makes real sounds. He has ticklish feet! He really chews his carrot. He gets scared and his ears tremble. He falls asleep, hear his little snores!
I can’t say that the product description really supports the product here. I think I would have written something a little more along these lines:
“Milky is a bunny that would rather eat your soul than another carrot. Look into his cold dead eyes and see the monster inside. If you want to give you’re children tangible reason to fear the “monster under their bed” then grab yourself a milky and start scarring your child’s dreams today. Warning may also consume small family pets.”
I mean look at it! Not one picture makes it look even the slightest bit endearing!
They couldn't even fit the damn thing in the box! Ive never seen a toy "slouching" in its own packaging. This thing looks as it it doesn't give a shit if you buy it or not.
The eyes of the devil.
Would you buy one of these for your kids this christmas? I know i won’t, because I, like most, prefer to EAT christmas dinner…not BE it.
The summer is a letdown because you ask too much of it. Three consecutive days of clement weather is too much pressure to put on this country.
Watermelons are only good when you can buy them in slices. Buying a whole watermelon and storing it in your fridge will only lead to its eventual demise at the hands of decomposition, because it is so daunting an item due to its sheer volume that you’ll never actually make the first move and cut off a piece.
Wasps really don’t give a shit about you and will ignore you if you don’t flap about. They will however try and swim in your Champagne. This is just a fact. Are you telling me that if there was a vat of bubbly in your back garden then you wouldn’t take a swim in it? C’mon.
Pigeons are fine. They aren’t doing you any harm and they are essentially working as unpaid volunteers for local council’s by cleaning up your food that you threw on the floor. Stop calling them rats with wings. Every time you say that it makes me think of actual rats with actual wings and that is terrifying because they are so much bigger in my imagination then they are in real life.
Tomato ketchup is boring and Brown Sauce is loads better, so there.
Sky’s Anytime + categories leave a bit to be desired. Either that or this is the lesser known horror movie: Muppets Christmas Carnage. Banned in most countries. 