Well…I think what we are seeing here, ladies and gentlemen, is either vandalism or the complete mental breakdown of a sign worker. Be sure to “Riddle my Bison”
Found in Crouch End, London.
I’m not entirely sure these guys have thought out their business strategy. Or maybe they have? Either way I’m fairly sure that advertising the fact that you shoot children is a very unwise legal move. Pretty sure it’s still looked on unfavourably by the law. Unless I’ve mid-read this? No…impossible.
Make sure you sign up today! Mind you from this advert I’m not exactly sure what it is you’d be signing up to. Or indeed who it is you need to contact to sign up.
Nothing says “classy joint that wont poison you” like the laziness of using a black marker to scrawl a cheap offer across the windows of a dark, deserted pizzeria. Then just to add the cherry to the top of this pie (which may be just a dog turd with a crust instead of an actual pie) add white pieces of A4 paper behind the black writing to highlight the cracking offer! Nice try lads but suddenly I feel like a pizza hut.
It’s touching to see the inner hopes and dreams of a midget washing device spelt out for all to see. I for one hope he achieves this aspiration through some freak of physics, chemistry and substance abuse hither-too unknown to man.
Live the dream my lead and porcelain friend
